on a happier note

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things In an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, Put in the elephant, And close the
Refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door. This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one.

Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. ..The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tested your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Beyond Frustrated
Well I have to say I am quite proud of myself at how well I held
my temper today .
I have been waiting a year to get into the movement disorder
clinic and just like when I waited for the year to get into the pain
clinic. At first one would think I had hit the bingo being that my issues
are painful movement disorder and other things but I have been trying
to get some form relief for the endless pain I have endured half of
forever . Anyways the doctor said he cant expain what my problem is there
fore he cant help me hmmmm.
I didnt even get mad I stood up shook his hand and left .

It never ceases to amaze me that knowone can figure this out
When I think if they would listen to me and do what I say they
would find out I am right .
So where does that leave me well adding another specialist to my list now
I have seen pain specialist , neurologist , movement diisorder , arthritis specialists
this list goes on forever ..........

I would really like to know what it is they woulld expect if they were
me likely more of an answer than "I cant answer that ".....

I realy am not sure how I am supposed to react

I just go on

what we have learnt GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 17 success is . having a drivers licence. At age 35 success is . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . ... . having a drivers licence. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants Take the time to live!!! Life is too short. Dance naked

my world So guess whats new with me ??? Your reading this so I have to tell you I got given to me for free yes you read that right free an RV it is a 73 but it is like new inside . If it wasnt for the fact that I hate panel board it would be work free . The inside is like new . I painted or am painting it white and accenting it in black because it is accented in black already . It is alot of work but I will live in it . The coolest part of it is when you look at the ceiling you see two one on either end big black leather beds that come down from the ceiling it is like a wooden bed frame lined with leather on the outside and the mattress goes in . Suspended from the ceiling it is really hard to describe . I hope I have helped a little once i am done doing all my personalizig of it I will post pics. I think one cool thing too is that I have choosen light grey with charcoal grey accenting for the outside . Looking forward to spending some time enjoying it once all the painting is done. AND well being the weather will change and I have a summer and winter car and well I blew the motor in my winter car towing my summer car last year I have to rebuild my motor and prep it for winter . I have put it off as long as I possibly could it is time . Here is hoping I remember how . Have a great day all.

Is this true or what???

 

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then

 

Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his butt

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License TaxEstate tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
(tax on top of tax)Gasoline
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax

Probate Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax

Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
Provincal Income Tax
Unemployment Tax
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone Provincal and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around Canada at least 100 times.